drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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