Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
