Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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