Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Randomize
