I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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