p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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