wat bout pragnant strippers??
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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