I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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