idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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