After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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