Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Everyone says I win the strip club
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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