Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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