Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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