Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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