Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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