If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize