You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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