ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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