are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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