Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
do nipples grow back?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
