just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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