so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So much Jack, so little girl.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.