Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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