So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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