halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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