I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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