ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
