She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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