Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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