you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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