when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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