S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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