tell your sister to shave her snatch
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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