Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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