New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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