I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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