called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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