The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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