Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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