big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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