break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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