I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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