did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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