I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
God gave him joint rollers for hands
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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