Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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