I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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