What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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