dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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