He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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