Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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