I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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