Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Semen is not good for contacts.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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