ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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