we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
