i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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