South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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