Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I was not drunk enough for that final.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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